The Many Hats of Mike Boogie
This season
on Big Brother we all get the treat to watch Mike Boogie play the game for a
third time. He entered the house, this time, under the impression that he would
be coaching and playing for a 1 in 4 shot at $100,000. Instead four weeks in
the coaches got the shocking news that they would be entering the game and
playing for the $500,000 grand prize. Even though Mike “One Half of ChillTown”
Boogie didn’t come in ready to play the Big brother game, he did come ready
with one of the most legendary hat games in Big Brother history. Here I will be
ranking my Boogie’s hats so far this season. (We can only hope he has more
stashed away.
10. Orange Clemson Visor
Is a visor a
real hat? Well, it goes on your head and protects your eyes from the sun so for
this blog post this visor will count as a hat. It’s getting the tenth spot
because I had to argue with myself over whether it was or hat or not. (I won
the argument)
9. Petalocos 707 Trucker Hat
Who still
wear’s trucker hats Mike Boogie. Dr Will, Mike’s long time friend, made an appearance
on the live show two weeks ago and made a joke about how Mike’s clothes are
from the 90’s. Dr Will was not wrong with his criticism, this trucker hat being
one of the major pieces of evidence.
8. The Non Distinct Baseball Cap
I cannot for
the life of me figure out what the F on this hat stands for. I had a hunch that
it was an older Florida Marlins hat but I’m not convinced. The level that Mike’s
hat game is at would not allow for such a fashion faux pas.
7. Red C Town Hat
This
obviously represents the Chill Town group that Will and he created when they
were on season 2 together. It just doesn’t look that well made. The C is too
far over to the left and it looks as if the put too many spaces in between the
C and Town on the machine when they made this hat.
6. The U Baseball Cap
Anytime you
wear a brand that represents that kind of smash mouth, I don’t take no shit
from nobody mentality like the U does your hat game deserves to be talked
about.
5. Coach Hat
I don’t know
if he made this or it was given to him by the Big Brother production crew. I
haven’t seen Dan with a coach hat, so we can only assume Boogie made this before
coming into the house. What a guy?
4. Chill Town Hat
Now this is
the kind of hat you get made with the name of your alliance from 12 seasons ago
on it. The old English writing, small font, and brown leathery look is what
makes this a classic.
3. Upturned Fisherman Hat
This looks
like a denim fisherman hat with a colorful plaid design on the inside. Is it
just me or does Mike look like Ernest P. Worrel from all those ridiculous Ernest
movies.
2. Multicolor Golf Hat
This is one
of, I think, three golf hats Mike Boogie has in the house. (The others are just
white and black.) He doesn’t wear it as much I would like. If I could find one
of these in my local clothing stores I wouldn’t even look at the price, I would
just buy it.
1.
Mike’s Cuban Hat
I doubt these hats are actually called Cuban hats, but that’s what I will now be calling them from now on. Mike looks like he could be the life of the party in any occasion in that hat. All he needs now is a mustache and a cigar to complete the look.
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